I'm 50% superheroes, 35% maths, 10% pansexual and I'm not sure about the remaining 5%.
This tumblr, though, is 95% superheroes.
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I’m not normally one to be a rabble-rouser, particularly on the internet.
But I really think the fandom forces of tumblr should collectively spam NBC about Constantine, and recent disclosure that they are straight-washing his character. (He’s canonically bisexual in the comics)
If there is one thing fandom can collectively agree upon, there aren’t enough queer people in mainstream media. NBC is making an adaptation with an ALREADY QUEER CHARACTER, and making him straight. Bisexual men are a particularly under-represented demographic, and this is frankly the height of fucked up.
The good thing is, fandom can perhaps nip this problem in the bud. Although the show has been officially picked up by NBC, it is still very much in development. If we — the active fans of the world — collectively threaten to boycott before the show airs in October, we might have a good chance of forcing a creative shift.
So get in touch with NBC and make a complaint.
Twitter: @NBC || @NBCConstantine
Email Message: http://www.nbc.com/contact/general (under “Questions not found on FAQ page about NBC Entertainment”)
And please reblog this post. Spread the word. If anything is worthy of fandoms collective ire and criticism, it is this.
Welp. Also WOW read the link because that is a ridiculously offensive rationale. “Maybe in 20 years or so?”
Also do you like how character’s sexualities are magically never that important to the character when the character happens to be queer
Well, we’re in Bristol and that bridge is, like, 4 minutes away. Let’s go check it out.
How nic— Wait. What’s that thing?
Uhm… A little closer?…
NO. NONONONONONO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Nooooooo why are people crazy fffffffffffffffffffffffff