I'm 50% superheroes, 35% maths, 10% pansexual and I'm not sure about the remaining 5%.

This tumblr, though, is 95% superheroes.

 

Empire Magazine discusses the gay subtext of 'Captain America: The Winter Solider."

Chris Hewitt: Another core relationship in the film is Captain America and the Falcon.

Helen O'Hara: Do you know what, I may have said this in the main podcast but honestly every beat of their relationship is exactly like a romance. Seriously. They got to ‘meet cute’ running along, then they bond over some spurious shared history, and then it’s all like ‘Oh I’m in real trouble & I just turned up at your door because you’re the one person I could think to go to for help”. And he’s all like “Sure use my shower.” I mean, come on people! And I think it works well using that kind of shorthand to create a kind of a friendship quite quickly. But honestly they are the ‘couple’ in the film.

Chris: It’s interesting though, he spends the entire movie turning down exhortations from Natasha to ask women out, the ENTIRE movie.

Helen: Hey it would be a great political statement if Captain America’s gay.

Chris: “What about such-and-such from statistics?” “No, I’m not interested.” “What about such-and-such? What about your next door neighbour who’s really really hot?”

Ali Plumb: “What about this one-armed cyborg man who you have history with..?”

Chris: “…with the dreamy eyes and long hair.”

Helen: He was looking dreamy it has to be said.

http: //www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=40685

Okay but Batroc has a huge Québécois accent. It clashes so much you don’t understand.

It’s like if you were watching a movie in another language, but there’s a group of English people, from UK, with huge British accent. People in the movie are all “Oh these people are from UK!” and when they talk in English there are subtitles you might not need but other people will need because, after all, it’s not a movie in English, so yeah.

AND THEN.

THE LEADER OF THAT GROUP OF UK PEOPLE.

ORDERS THEM IN A HUGE TEXAS ACCENT.

He’s not even trying to sound British he just went FUCK THIS THEY HIRED ME THEY MUST HAVE KNOWN I WASN’T BRITISH and it’s just this big, great, accent from the middle of Texas.

That’s Batroc.

And it is AMAZING.

scratchthemaven:

James “Bucky” Barnes (Winter Soldier) and Sam Wilson (Falcon)

Sam: I got ya.

Bucky: Thanks.

SamNo problem. Saving Captain America. It’s what I do.

I am reminded of that time Sam was hurt and Bucky brought him into the hospital and was all “WHY ARE YOU ALL SO SLOW? THIS GUY IS AN AVENGER! BE BETTER!” at all the doctors and nurses.

And then he punched walls and I don’t remember who went “hey maybe we should go take a walk because it’s not awesome for people to see Captain America destroy hospital walls even when his friend’s hurt.”

Good times.

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heartlesskuma:

Was just scrolling down my dash then these two came together and everything just worked itself out.

drunkatawizardswedding:

randomlovesawkward:

aguamentius:

….Im not sure if this is so wrong or so right

“Award winning film”

Hahaha!
notunwise michiru45 yue-ix
We watched Whorrey Potter at my bachelorette party and it was so great! In a “omg this is so horrible it’s great” way.

drunkatawizardswedding:

randomlovesawkward:

aguamentius:

….Im not sure if this is so wrong or so right

Award winning film

Hahaha!
notunwise michiru45 yue-ix

We watched Whorrey Potter at my bachelorette party and it was so great! In a “omg this is so horrible it’s great” way.

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22 TREND MAN HATE ON THE LADY HE S GONNA DO A SEX

oxboxer:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

1. RED LIPSTICK. THATS NOT THE COLOR LIPS ARE!!! THEY SHOULD BE PINK LIKE A VUVLVA, WHICH I LIKE, I’M A HETEROSEXUAL MAN. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.

2. PANTS THATS PANTS TOO TIGHT!!! I LIKE ONLY SILK GOWNS WOVEN WITH REAL DIAMONDS WORN OVER PANNIER TOO BROAD TO ALLOW YOU TO PASS THROUGH DOORWAYS LESS THAN SIX FEET IN WIDTH. THIS SHOWS A MAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HIM IN THE FAIRY TALE SPLENDOR HES ALWAYS DREAMED OF RETIRING IN.

3. A HAT WHICH MAN DONT WANT ON THERE!!!! DO YOU HAVE TOO MSANY EYES? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?? PLEASE DO NOT DECEIVE ME, LADIES, I AM VERY YOUNG, I AM SOFT

4. CENTIPEDES, PLEASR STOP POURING CENTIPEDES AND SCORPIONS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND EYES WHEN YOU SPEAK ARCANE HELL-TONGUES TO ME WHEN YOU VISIT MY BEDSIDE IN THE DEAD OF THE MOONLESS NIGHT

you are very young

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you are soft

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