I'm 50% superheroes, 35% maths, 10% pansexual and I'm not sure about the remaining 5%.
This tumblr, though, is 95% superheroes.
Chris Hewitt: Another core relationship in the film is Captain America and the Falcon.
Helen O'Hara: Do you know what, I may have said this in the main podcast but honestly every beat of their relationship is exactly like a romance. Seriously. They got to ‘meet cute’ running along, then they bond over some spurious shared history, and then it’s all like ‘Oh I’m in real trouble & I just turned up at your door because you’re the one person I could think to go to for help”. And he’s all like “Sure use my shower.” I mean, come on people! And I think it works well using that kind of shorthand to create a kind of a friendship quite quickly. But honestly they are the ‘couple’ in the film.
Chris: It’s interesting though, he spends the entire movie turning down exhortations from Natasha to ask women out, the ENTIRE movie.
Helen: Hey it would be a great political statement if Captain America’s gay.
Chris: “What about such-and-such from statistics?” “No, I’m not interested.” “What about such-and-such? What about your next door neighbour who’s really really hot?”
Ali Plumb: “What about this one-armed cyborg man who you have history with..?”
Chris: “…with the dreamy eyes and long hair.”
Helen: He was looking dreamy it has to be said.
Okay but Batroc has a huge Québécois accent. It clashes so much you don’t understand.
It’s like if you were watching a movie in another language, but there’s a group of English people, from UK, with huge British accent. People in the movie are all “Oh these people are from UK!” and when they talk in English there are subtitles you might not need but other people will need because, after all, it’s not a movie in English, so yeah.
THE LEADER OF THAT GROUP OF UK PEOPLE.
ORDERS THEM IN A HUGE TEXAS ACCENT.
He’s not even trying to sound British he just went FUCK THIS THEY HIRED ME THEY MUST HAVE KNOWN I WASN’T BRITISH and it’s just this big, great, accent from the middle of Texas.
And it is AMAZING.
Was just scrolling down my dash then these two came together and everything just worked itself out.
1. RED LIPSTICK. THATS NOT THE COLOR LIPS ARE!!! THEY SHOULD BE PINK LIKE A VUVLVA, WHICH I LIKE, I’M A HETEROSEXUAL MAN. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.
2. PANTS THATS PANTS TOO TIGHT!!! I LIKE ONLY SILK GOWNS WOVEN WITH REAL DIAMONDS WORN OVER PANNIER TOO BROAD TO ALLOW YOU TO PASS THROUGH DOORWAYS LESS THAN SIX FEET IN WIDTH. THIS SHOWS A MAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HIM IN THE FAIRY TALE SPLENDOR HES ALWAYS DREAMED OF RETIRING IN.
3. A HAT WHICH MAN DONT WANT ON THERE!!!! DO YOU HAVE TOO MSANY EYES? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?? PLEASE DO NOT DECEIVE ME, LADIES, I AM VERY YOUNG, I AM SOFT
4. CENTIPEDES, PLEASR STOP POURING CENTIPEDES AND SCORPIONS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND EYES WHEN YOU SPEAK ARCANE HELL-TONGUES TO ME WHEN YOU VISIT MY BEDSIDE IN THE DEAD OF THE MOONLESS NIGHT
you are very young
you are soft